This is actually the biggest danger of dystopian fiction.
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- me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]
- my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god............ oh ym hgod thank you so much........... thank y
Wait until they walk outside. I😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lmao “what they call that”
nigga so close he could give her a MRI
AN MRI?!?! I’m fucking deadddddddd
this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused”
“Why then do they not eat cake?”
I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.
